Portneuf Valley Disc Golf Club

[onepaw]

Dear Mr. Honcho,

I wanted to thank you for your patience and understanding while helping me improve my disc golf game. If it wasn't for your overwelming knowledge of the rules, regulations and the body mechanics to throw the disc far I still might be stuck at sub 300 foot drives; wait a minute I still am under 300! Anyway once again thanks for your caddie services this past saturday at Walcott. With the advice of "put it in the chains" and "get it across the path" and no help in disc choice or shot selection you once again have earned every penny of your cut from the winnings. Now I paid $15 to play and got back $12, so for $3 I played 36 holes which works out to .08 per hole. You caddied for two holes so thats .16. Now being generous I will give you a 25% cut of that which works out to.......04. I can pay that in full and in cash if you like and won't report it to the IRS or if you prefer I can run you a tab as i might need your services again before the year is over. You might make a whole .25!! You think about it and let me know I have tournaments coming up in July. If you're not buying a fridge, dishwasher or some other home appliance for an entry fee and need to earn some money you can carry my bag anytime.

Sincerly,

Mark

[kerry]

You are welcome. Put the $0.04 on my tab and I'll pay you out $0.21 in pennies next time you beat me at skins.

Honcho out