Portneuf Valley Disc Golf Club

[Noah]

Merry Christmas to all! and to all a good night!!!

[kerry]

Did you know that Santa is an anagram for Satan? Anyway, here are my Christmas wishes for the PVDGC:

I wish that Mook and Brad would stop being so lazy and get a course put in Smithfield so I can play on Thursdays when I am in Preston.

I wish that Mike Nelsen would figure out that flip flops are not performance footwear, especially at Bengal (although he is pretty good with flip flops).

I wish that Casey Kememememerrrerr would fix his last name. Go Florida!

I wish that Casey Locke would take his days of unpaid furlough from the state and groom the snow to make Bengal playable this winter.

I wish that Lance would stop making off color remarks about my sister (his wife) when I am playing disc golf or at any other time.

I wish Chance (polar bear) would seek medical treatment for whatever condition he has that makes him not feel the cold (Thanks for getting my destroyer out of the river, though).

I wish Drew Nelsen would wear suspenders. Those of you at Mink Creek and Riverpark know what I am saying.

I wish that Mark "Easy Money" Lansang would start getting paid by the city in quarters to make his skins debts more convenient.

I wish Caleb would miss a 35 foot from behind the bushes forehand putt for all the skins once in a while. Alternately, I wish I could hit a 17 foot unobstructed putt for all the skins once in a while.

I wish Austin the power to turn the air blue with a 30 second stream of straight profanity. Wait, he already has that power...

I wish Mike Miller would stop making Mark act like his dad and get his butt out of bed to play some golf.

I wish Matt English could golf as well as he carves pumpkins . The dude can sure dye a disc, though.

I wish Mook would put on his big boy pants and not order off the kids menu.

I don't wish James anything cause he is in love and all you need is love.

I wish hot Asian girls would stop making me act heroic. I'm married, damn it!

Merry Christmas,

Mike Honcho

[mook]

I wish Kerry would wish for more wishes.

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