Portneuf Valley Disc Golf Club

myko · Joined: 20 Jun 2008 Posts: 83

Have you every gone through the pain of loosing a disc? I know I have. Big Myko, here, with Portenouf Valley Disc Golf. Loosing a favored disc can be devistating to one's game, not to mention the pain staking man hours it usually takes one to find them, leaving the owner exausted and depleated of selfworth. Portenouf Valley Disc Hunters have made it our business to seek and return lost and abandon discs. In the past 2 months our team has found and retrieved over 20 lost discs! this is no lie! There's nothing like the look on the face of a greatfull lost disc owner, when his/her "prodigal son" returns.

If you have lost a disc remember time is of the essence!
-Let us know as soon as possible.
-things we need to know
-which Course and hole you believe the disc was thrown
-Time Period(day/time) with each day chances dwindle.

It's that easy. charges are 5.00 per disc. If we don't find it then you dont pay for it.

*We reserve the right to refuse service to a-holes like ****(you know who you are) also higher charges may apply on more difficult courses(bengal), also if retrieval includes water or trecherous tree/building climbing*

Missy · Joined: 01 Jun 2009 Posts: 8

Mike,

I think this is a wonderful idea - however before you start printing company T-shirts and logos you may want to spell check.
(P-O-R-T-N-E-U-F)
Clearly Chance should be the brains of this operation.
Just saving you time and money buddy! Smile

staatsy · Joined: 14 Mar 2008 Posts: 348 Location: Poky

Man, at $5 per disc, you and Chance can buy a lot of astroglide....

myko · Joined: 20 Jun 2008 Posts: 83

No worries. We'd Like to officially announce our new company name, World's Baddest Assed MTFing Disc Golf Disc Hunters.

refused service list:

****(you know who you are)
& staatsy

Any other funny guy's wanna make the list?

Wazowski08 · Joined: 16 Nov 2007 Posts: 621

If I could make a suggestion to improve business efficiency. Imagine how much more ground you guys could cover if you didn't hold hands while you're looking.
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God is happiest when His children are at play, so PLAY.

myko · Joined: 20 Jun 2008 Posts: 83

Refused Customer list:

-****(you know who you are)
-Staatsy
-and Buttface Wazowski08

good deal, anymore comedians?

onepaw · Joined: 13 Jun 2008 Posts: 91

what a great idea for helping others in the disc golf community out, but since i think i'm all ready on the "right to refuse service list" let me add that it would look better if you and chance actually found lost discs behind hole 7 rather than just "hanging out" behind hole 7. you know what i mean.

staatsy · Joined: 14 Mar 2008 Posts: 348 Location: Poky

They'd probably find more lost discs if they'd stop only playing holes
6 and 9, too.

staatsy · Joined: 14 Mar 2008 Posts: 348 Location: Poky

myko · Joined: 20 Jun 2008 Posts: 83

No one is a lefty.
I don't associate with those freaks!

poop list:

****(you know who you are)
Staatsy
buttface Wasowski08
Left Handed Freaks

kerry · Joined: 29 May 2007 Posts: 224

Dear Professional Disc Hunters,

I lost a dark blue champ wraith on hole #11 at Sister City. Nice drive straight out over the hill. Caleb thought it went over the trail. Anyway, I'll pay your fee if you can find it. It used to belong to my grandma and was her go to driver right before she died. Needless to say, lots of sentimental value.