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PROFESSIONAL DISC HUNTERS

 
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myko



Joined: 20 Jun 2008
Posts: 83

PostPosted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 4:11 pm    Post subject: PROFESSIONAL DISC HUNTERS Reply with quote

Have you every gone through the pain of loosing a disc? I know I have. Big Myko, here, with Portenouf Valley Disc Golf. Loosing a favored disc can be devistating to one's game, not to mention the pain staking man hours it usually takes one to find them, leaving the owner exausted and depleated of selfworth. Portenouf Valley Disc Hunters have made it our business to seek and return lost and abandon discs. In the past 2 months our team has found and retrieved over 20 lost discs! this is no lie! There's nothing like the look on the face of a greatfull lost disc owner, when his/her "prodigal son" returns.

If you have lost a disc remember time is of the essence!
-Let us know as soon as possible.
-things we need to know
-which Course and hole you believe the disc was thrown
-Time Period(day/time) with each day chances dwindle.

It's that easy. charges are 5.00 per disc. If we don't find it then you dont pay for it.

*We reserve the right to refuse service to a-holes like ****(you know who you are) also higher charges may apply on more difficult courses(bengal), also if retrieval includes water or trecherous tree/building climbing*
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Missy



Joined: 01 Jun 2009
Posts: 8

PostPosted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 4:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Mike,

I think this is a wonderful idea - however before you start printing company T-shirts and logos you may want to spell check.
(P-O-R-T-N-E-U-F)
Clearly Chance should be the brains of this operation.
Just saving you time and money buddy! Smile
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staatsy



Joined: 14 Mar 2008
Posts: 348
Location: Poky

PostPosted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 5:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Man, at $5 per disc, you and Chance can buy a lot of astroglide....
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myko



Joined: 20 Jun 2008
Posts: 83

PostPosted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 6:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No worries. We'd Like to officially announce our new company name, World's Baddest Assed MTFing Disc Golf Disc Hunters.



refused service list:

****(you know who you are)
& staatsy

Any other funny guy's wanna make the list?
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Wazowski08



Joined: 16 Nov 2007
Posts: 621

PostPosted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 8:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

If I could make a suggestion to improve business efficiency. Imagine how much more ground you guys could cover if you didn't hold hands while you're looking.
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myko



Joined: 20 Jun 2008
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PostPosted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 8:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Refused Customer list:

-****(you know who you are)
-Staatsy
-and Buttface Wazowski08



good deal, anymore comedians?
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onepaw



Joined: 13 Jun 2008
Posts: 91

PostPosted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

what a great idea for helping others in the disc golf community out, but since i think i'm all ready on the "right to refuse service list" let me add that it would look better if you and chance actually found lost discs behind hole 7 rather than just "hanging out" behind hole 7. you know what i mean.
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staatsy



Joined: 14 Mar 2008
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Location: Poky

PostPosted: Wed Jun 17, 2009 9:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

They'd probably find more lost discs if they'd stop only playing holes
6 and 9, too.
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staatsy



Joined: 14 Mar 2008
Posts: 348
Location: Poky

PostPosted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 3:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wazowski08 wrote:
If I could make a suggestion to improve business efficiency. Imagine how much more ground you guys could cover if you didn't hold hands while you're looking.


You know the really cute thing? Since one's a righty and one's a lefty, they can hold hands while each throwing forehand drives.


Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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myko



Joined: 20 Jun 2008
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PostPosted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 2:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

No one is a lefty.
I don't associate with those freaks!

poop list:

****(you know who you are)
Staatsy
buttface Wasowski08
Left Handed Freaks
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kerry



Joined: 29 May 2007
Posts: 224

PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 8:46 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dear Professional Disc Hunters,

I lost a dark blue champ wraith on hole #11 at Sister City. Nice drive straight out over the hill. Caleb thought it went over the trail. Anyway, I'll pay your fee if you can find it. It used to belong to my grandma and was her go to driver right before she died. Needless to say, lots of sentimental value.
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